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"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace."
"The reason a dog as so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
"Your dog never knows that you have been mean or jealous or grasping. It encourages you to be kind, and when you respond, it loves you."
----Sir James Walpole
"A dog is a smile and a wagging tail. What is in between doesn't matter."
"If you think a dog can't count try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give Fido only two of them."
"People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. The calming influence of the company of a friendly pet reduces blood pressure and therefore the risk of heart attack."
"A dog has one purpose in life. To bestow his heart."
"To your dog you are the centre of the universe."
"Iíve seen a look in dogsí eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." ----John Steinbeck
"Puppies are natures remedy for feeling unloved-----plus numerous other ailments of life."
"A puppy can smell dinner through double glazing and heavy oaken doors and brick and concrete and a casserole dish."
"Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail." ----Josh Billings
And some about cats...
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
"Call my cat?......No, I just run the can opener."
ACTUAL ADS FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL,1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE A REWARD.