D.O.G. TRAINING

(Dog Obedience is Good)

Do you have a funny bit?

Please send me your funny sayings, bits of wisdom, ads and articles and I'll post them here.  Send your submissions to robynsdogtraining@hotmail.com.  Please let me know where you got it, who originally said/wrote it and your name.  I'll give credit where credit is due.  Laughing burns calories and smiling just feels good!  I look forward to hearing from you!

Kindest Regards,

Robyn

Quotes & Sayings To Make Your Tail Wag!

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace." 
----Milan Kundera

"The reason a dog as so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." 
---- Anonymous

"Your dog never knows that you have been mean or jealous or grasping.  It encourages you to be kind, and when you respond, it loves you."
----Sir James Walpole

"A dog is a smile and a wagging tail. What is in between doesn't matter."
----Clara Ortega

"If you think a dog can't count try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give Fido only two of them."
----Phil Pastoret

"People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. The calming influence of the company of a friendly pet reduces blood pressure and therefore the risk of heart attack."
----Desmond Morris

"A dog has one purpose in life. To bestow his heart."
----J.B. Aukerly

"To your dog you are the centre of the universe."
----Pam Brown

"Iíve seen a look in dogsí eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans  are nuts."                                                                                                         ----John Steinbeck

"Puppies are natures remedy for feeling unloved-----plus numerous other ailments of life."
----Richard Allen

"A puppy can smell dinner through double glazing and heavy oaken doors and brick and concrete and a casserole dish."
----Pamella Dugdale

"Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail."                                                       ----Josh Billings

And some about cats...

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."                  
----Hippolyte Taine

"Call my cat?......No, I just run the can opener."
----Anonymous

 

ACTUAL ADS FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL,1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE A REWARD.